There was some respite at the Bigg Boss house today. In fact, statistics say a sizable percentage of people breathed a sigh of relief after watching today's episode. It was refreshing to say the least. You'd think the reason for this collective elation would be the entry of superstar Salman Khan, but even his presence was surpassed by the real cause of this uncontrollable happiness. Today, with immense glee we disclose that on Bigg Boss, the first elimination has brought the show a week closer to its culmination.
Spoiler alert: The person in question was Hazel Keech. We feel for her though. How unlucky does one have to be to star in a blockbuster film like Bodyguard and still get voted out within the first week. I mean, if you think about it, a number of the residents of the Bigg Boss house can't even spell the word "blockbuster". But, a big round of applause for Hazel Keech nonetheless, who managed to stay so hidden from the in house cameras that her exit finally made 80% viewers notice her, and go, "Ohhh, this girl!"
Anyway, as we bid Ms. Keech a teary farewell, let's take a look at some of the moments of Weekend ka Wow with Salman. Unfortunately, as much as we'd like, this can not be a tribute to Hazel, since, as is always the case, her presence blended right in with the furniture.
Fast fats: In keeping with his annoying sense of style, Rajat Rawail wore a T-shirt that read "The Fat & the Furious". Throughout the episode, Salman had him seated on an exercycle. Sources suggest that this very piece of fitness equipment desperately wished it was Hazel Keech by the end of the episode.
Boom boom pow: No points for guessing who picked a fight today. While we understand that 20 years of unemployment can turn one into an angry old man, the real LOL moment was when Arman Kohli questioned Kushal Tandon's claim to fame. Once he realised we had all moved on from the Stone Age when his film released and Tandon may be marginally more popular than Kohli ever was, he decided to up the hypocrisy and call him disrespectful. Oh, Mr. Kohli, you really are the quintessential nobody everyone looks for in a Bigg Boss contestant.
Andy Dandy: In a twist of fate, otherwise self aggrandiser extraordinaire Andy revealed that he had a blonde moment when he couldn't fathom he was the only one who voted for himself to become captain when Tanisha beat him 6-1. If you thought this was bad, our very own Indian Moose, Sangram had to explain this complex equation to him. Einstein is turning in his grave.
Salman Sign off: Salman Khan managed to create history in today's show by having the most genuine sign-off on any reality show ever. While others wish us good night, prosperous lives, and an all expenses paid trip to Jupiter, Salman simply said, "Do whatever you want." So in the end of today's episode, alcohol emerged as the true star.
On that celebratory note, we must tell you that Shahid Kapoor will make an appearance tomorrow to promote his film Phata Poster Nikla Hero, but also to exchange notes with Arman Kohli on what a Bollywood actor does when he's out of work for a long time.
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